Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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