some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I will be naked everywhere
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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