Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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