Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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