Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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