Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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