I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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