Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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