I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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