Umm I'm too high to move.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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