Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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She bit a glass in half.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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