your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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