Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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