I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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