Whod you bang
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I deserve this hangover.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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