I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
we should paint friendship bongs
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