In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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