have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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