i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You're like the curious george of whores
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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