Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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