Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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