She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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