did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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