Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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