...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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