Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize