Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
It's just like the Real World with babies
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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