There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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