Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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