I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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