And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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