operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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