sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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