Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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