is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
