I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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