If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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