ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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