there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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