I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
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like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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