I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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