You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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