READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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