my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
