everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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