I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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