Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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