I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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