Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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