I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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