at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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