How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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