I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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