Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Im part way to drunk.
I'm too high and old for this...
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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