also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He better not be in your backpack
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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