Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Houston, we have a blender
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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