Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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I need you to use more vowels.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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