Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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