watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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